Fortis
Et Iracunda
"Where the audacity is legendary. Honoring the greatest btches to ever grace us with their presence."
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The Hall
Respect.
Revenge.
"A hall of fame for the greatest btches to ever grace us with their presence."
Established
2020
Motto
Fortis et Iracunda
Mediocrity is a sin. The Hall of Btchery is the premier institution designed to recognize those who have elevated their attitude into an art form. We are not interested in politeness. We are interested in power, precision, and the beautiful execution of The Inner Btch. This is not a place for the timid; it is a shrine to those who refuse to apologize for taking up space.
The Science of Btchology
The Hall is constructed upon the foundational principles of Btchology—the study of high-level attitude and its impact on modern society.
We do not simply catalog insults; we honor the strategic use of personality to overcome obstacles. From the "Southern Btch" who blesses your heart while destroying your reputation, to the "Evil Btch" who dismantles corporate structures for sport, we recognize the artistry in the aggression.
The Standard
To see one's name within these walls is the ultimate validation. It signifies that one has mastered the balance between the Inner and Outer Btch.
The Hall stands as a permanent record of those who stood their ground. We honor the stories, the photographic evidence of the "face," and the legends of those who chose to be difficult rather than defeated.
Categories
The Archetypes of Audacity
Southern Btch
"Bigger the hair, closer to God." Masters of the polite insult. They will destroy your reputation over sweet tea and you won't realize it until Tuesday.
Ghetto Btch
Self-made and fearless. Characterized by epic revenge plots and building empires from nothing. Do not cross them.
Evil Btch
The strategic mastermind. Think "Mecha Karen" with a budget. They take down retail chains and managers just to prove a point.
Drunk Btch
Fuelled by wine and chaos. Their favorite vintage is "Yes". Unpredictable, loud, and usually the life of the party until the police arrive.
He-Btch
Specializes in weaponized incompetence. The husband who "doesn't know how to wash dishes" so he never has to. A subtle art.
The Btch
The Apex Predator. The conceptual ideal. The individual who has mastered Btchology to such an extreme degree that they are recognized as the supreme exemplar.
Glossary
The Official Dictionary of Audacity
Btch
Someone who has accepted and embraced their inner btch.
Btchologist
Someone who has turned being a btch into an artform.
Btchology
The study of the art of high-level btchery and its implications on modern society.
Btchery
A noun that generally refers to malicious, spiteful or an instance of such behavior. It denotes a pattern of mean, hostile, or passive-aggressive actions or words.
High-level btchery
Mean or nasty behavior that is executed expertly, often by someone in a position of power. Polished. Difficult to detect.
Full btch mode
Being completely and unapologetically aggressive, assertive, and dominant in a given situation.
Inner vs Outer Btch
That little voice in your head that comes out of hiding in moments of severe anger and/or distress. It says to you “cut this btch down now and put her in her place” after grandma cuts in front of you at the grocery store only to have the outer btch talk you out of it.
This is the part of the brain that is the mediator for the inner btch and the rest of the brain. It hears the inner btch loud and clear and would love nothing more than to go into full btch mode but it also takes into consideration the moral and ethical implications of doing so in order to keep your ass out of prison.
The Btch
The conceptual apex of the brand. The individual who has mastered “btchology” to such an extreme degree that they are recognized as the supreme exemplar, far surpassing even the Btchologists in status.
The Hall of Btchery
A place where we honor and pay tribute to the greatest btches to ever grace us with their presence.
Resting Btch Face Syndrome (R.B.F.S.)
A neutral facial expression unintentionally perceived as angry, annoyed or judgemental.
Reactive Btch Personality Disorder (R.B.P.D.)
Characterized by the strategic use of weaponized incompetence and sarcastic compliance.
- / Weaponized Incompetence A tactic of feigning inability to perform tasks to avoid responsibility. This allows him to maintain a degree of control in a relationship where he feels otherwise powerless.
- / Sarcastic Compliance Agreeing to requests with a tone that clearly indicates his true feelings. This is a way of expressing his discontent without direct confrontation.
Performative Righteousness
The conspicuous or public expression of moral values and beliefs that is primarily intended to boost one’s own reputation, status or social standing, rather than to genuinely embody those virtues or to enact real change.
Weaponized Discontent
Information warfare strategy that deliberately amplifies existing societal grievances to sow division, destabilize public trust, and ultimately weaken a targeted state or institution.
WiPad Kid (Weaponized iPad Kid)
A child who has evolved past passive screen staring and now actively uses their device (or their addiction to it) as a tool for manipulation, aggression, or leverage.
They intentionally blast high-stimulation content at max volume in public. They know the social embarrassment will force their parents to let them do whatever they want just to keep the noise down.
They weaponize their dependency. Instead of just crying when the screen is removed, they launch calculated, public tantrums. The addiction is the leverage used to control the adult.
They use their superior navigational speed to perform "gray area" tech tasks for digitally illiterate parents. Helping a parent stalk an ex or bypassing paywalls in exchange for V-Bucks.